Good jokes can sometimes often be witty and clever, but sometimes a cheesy joke is so bad, it's good. With the right delivery, a cheesy joke can make anyone burst out laughing.

If you need to stock up on all the cheesy, corny (this is beginning to sound delicious) jokes, we've got you covered.

70 Corny & Cheesy Jokes - So Bad, That They're Good


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly.

Why did the teacher carry a ruler?

She was being held back.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a whine.

What does a pirate’s wife wear?


What did the tree say when he got asked why he got cut down?

I'm stumped.

Bok Bok Bok

Why did the man cross the road?

Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a man who is in a tree?

A branch manager.

Why did the pencil go to the doctor?

It had lead poisoning.

What goes up and down but doesn’t move?


Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no body to go with.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why did the baby carrot go to the doctor?

He was peeling funny.

Why did the tree go to the hospital?

Because it had a leaf problem.

Why did the man eat the clock?

It was lunch time.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

What do lawyers wear to court?


Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a short cut.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?



What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A Bed

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus!

What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play!

What washes up on very small beaches?


Why is the sky so unhappy?

It has the blues

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?


What runs but doesn't get anywhere?

A refrigerator

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

Oh Snap!

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after dinner?

He went back four seconds.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

Why was the student's report card wet?

It was below C level!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A Clausterphobic

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?


Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

What did the man say to the wall?

One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya!

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

What has four wheels and flies?

Garbage truck!

What do you get when you put your radio in the fridge?

Cool Music.

Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a  with no socks on?


What can you serve but never eat?

A volleyball.

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?


What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck!

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?

A trumpet.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?


Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

How do you organize a space-themed party?

You planet.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory!

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager!

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Don’t wok away from me!

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?

‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!